January 2011
58 posts
Watchfuckyeahjerseyshore:
Today, the cast of Jersey Shore (really only Snooki, Pauly D, and “The Situation”) are appearing on Ellen. Here’s a clip from what will air…
45 things a girl wants but wont ask for. →
msvillacorta:
45 things a girl wants for but wont ask for.
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
KEEP READING .. 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull...
Dropping your phone.
turdsicle-:
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
In school...
You see your best friend and you’re like…
You see some bitch you hate and you’re like…
You have to pay attention and you’re like…
You get to lunch and you’re like….
You see a cute couple and you’re like….
Someone annoys you in class and you’re like…
You get assigned homework and you’re like…
You know what I hate/like? →
molleymars:
giellelovee:
ellevinson:
When I’m dancing like
and some creep comes up behind me and dances like
And I turn around like
And he’s like
And I’m like
And I walk away like
And he play’s it off like
and then I see a fine shawdy dancing…
reblogging for all the WIN in this. haha.
So true.
Boys at Other School’s :
and im like :
Boys at my school :
and im like:
I hate when I talk to my Mom...
biancaboyd:
mindlight:
And she’s screaming like…
And I’m just sitting there listening like…
Then she says I have an attitude…
And I’m like…
Then she tries to hit me like…
And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…
And she’s still hittin’ me like…
And through the hits I’m like…
And I try to play hurt like…
Then she leaves… and I’m like…
All day, erryday.
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kari-shma)
Facebook
yoursmileispriceless:
runningthroughstorms:
Log on because you have nothing to do
1 notification from one of those game invitations some nerd sent you
$33!nG ppL +Yp3 L!k3 +h!$
Noticing the whore broke up with her boyfriend
but now she has a new one
seeing your crush talk to another girl/boy
your ex with a new girl/boyfriend
getting bored and then logging off
then...
when i see someone I hate:
readyforchange-:
i’m like:
but really i want to:
but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
When I wake up from a nap
alyaae:
I feel like shit, and my eyes are super chinky
I get super THIRSTY
Every little thing pisses me off
And sometimes I even feel a little light headed
When the guy you like does something cute and you...
justbeliev3:
Tumblr vs. Facebook: Disney Edition
glitterfarts:
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall:
Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
kiss-my-sassyness:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
how kids dance today...
chocolatemurloc:
imacatirl:
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
That terrifying moment when you realize you're...
Back to the Jersey Shore: JERSEY SHORE is just... →
backtothejerseyshore:
Before you leave your house, you look back in your room, thinking that you wanna be laying back in bed.
When you see your close friends in school
When you meet someone new in school and you guys have a lot in common
When you see the cutest couple broken up
And the guys single…
Mom: You can't watch tv and be on the computer at...
cagelle:
whoresontequila:
MY LIFE 24/7
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
shesyoursunshinee:
OMFG, THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
That awkward moment when you want to buy...
hiddenwithmyfuckingsecrets:
unicorn—:
omg. everyday.
That awkward moment when you can't find your...
behappywhensad:
daphneemarie:
oceanwavesandbetterdays:
ggoy
my life story. I swear to god.
Always ):
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start...
thiskiddreams:
creepersgonnacreep:
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
When your mom won't let you buy something from the...
-youneverletgo:
homework on the weekends - beatles
ohsostoned:
Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it.
Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time.
Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework.
Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more
Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW.
And then there’s the sad conclusion if you didn’t finish:
Monday Morning: ”Class, please...
That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper:
And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid: